|—||One Direction’s 4th album name (via narreyh)|
kermit the frog is a beautiful yet terrifying individual
|—||charles bukowski, 1982 (via genderfluidharry)|
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
constantly asking myself the same thing
People who loudly point out other peoples self harm scars in public:
- Run to an airport
- Buy yourself a plane ticket
- Book it to destination: the fiery pits of hell.