It will be leaked anyway
One Direction’s 4th album name (via narreyh)

perryplat:

kermit the frog is a beautiful yet terrifying individual

Interviewer: Who is the most annoying person in the band?
Michael: Luke
Interviewer: Why?
Michael: uhhhhhh his face
Luke: That's not even a real reason
Luke: Well your hair is annoying.....it's bright
you light
up
my world
like nobody
else
charles bukowski, 1982 (via genderfluidharry)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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igaveuponlifewhenlifegaveuponme:

That’s me.
shedreamedof-para-dise:

constantly asking myself the same thing

shedreamedof-para-dise:

constantly asking myself the same thing

l0stinmemories:

People who loudly point out other peoples self harm scars in public:
- Run to an airport
- Buy yourself a plane ticket
- Book it to destination: the fiery pits of hell.